

Part 29: Rocky the Rhino(This chapter deals with a deleted character from the "The Jungle Book". Those who own the DVD may be familiar with this character, as I found him entertaining enough to put in this story. Note that that section is copied nearly verbatim in this story, but Ihope you enjoy it anyway. Also, let's see how Archimeds saw these events...)Part 29: Rocky the Rhino
I followed Bagheera and Natasha, letting the panther lead us to the Colonel, wherever the old pachyderm may have been. "Er, Bagheera?" I piped up, "Do you know where the Colonel is?"
"I'm sorry, I don't," the panther apologized, "But it won't be


Part 28: IndiaAfter twenty minutes of crying, whining, rubbing my face, yelping in pain, begging for mercy, and eventually rolling in the sand, we got back down to business.Part 28: India
Thanks for helping us out, Aladdin," Natasha said to him in a tone that seemed eerily unlike her: kindly. The way she eyed his six-pack unsettled me even more. "Can you, um, give us a lift out of here?"
Just then, a shadow fell over us. We turned to a man on a camel, with a black turban, handlebar mustache, and...oh no. Not again.
"Ha ha! You're stuck without a prayer now!" He brand


Part 27: AgrabahWe spent eight more days on the bed. 'Nuff said. Sore kesisters, aching backs, and bad springs mix for a very uncomfortable flight, but at least we finally changed continents. We left behind Africa, and sailed over the horn into the Middle East: A real desert, not the rocky, shrubby terrain we drove through beck in Arizona and Mexico. I mean a real sandy, sand dune, caravan-camel, not-a-scrap-of-vegetation-for-miles desert. Worse, we encountered two mild, yet still rough sandstorms. By the time we touched down in the city, I was in bad need of a shower, as well as waPart 27: Agrabah


Part 26: Mengi MatataMerlin rejoiced. "Ho ho, Rafiki! You rascally old primate, you! It's me, Merlin!"Part 26: Mengi Matata
Rafiki stepped closer, peering at the blue mouse in my mane. The monkey smiled, upon seeing his old friend. "Ah, yes, Merlin! It is great to see you, my old friend! Tell old Rafiki; what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be travelling?"
"Tarzan said he was in trouble, so we came to help," Natasha responded.
Rafiki turned serious. "'Tis a tragedy, young lady. De hyenas have invaded de Pride Lands. When Simba tried to